sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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