I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
