Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
you never un-have a 4some
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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