Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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