I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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