I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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