i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
