"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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