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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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