therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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