You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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