singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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