Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
birth control should be required to get into college
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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