I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
