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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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