I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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