so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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