I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
