She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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