thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I will pee on everything he values.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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