its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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