No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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