Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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