i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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