is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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