Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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