Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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