Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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