Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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