Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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