Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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