so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.