Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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