Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I am available for nakedness
I'm like, not good at living.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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