All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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