Walk of Shame. In a state park.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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