quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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