I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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