6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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