We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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