I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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