road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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