Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
soo... how was my night?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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