You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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