Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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