this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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