Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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