I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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