I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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