ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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