as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
tell me about the fingering
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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