The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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