i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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