Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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