i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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